Logo

What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 01:09

What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do men like women gold diggers?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Bitcoin fans aren’t all sold on Trump’s meme coin - NBC News

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

The One Habit an Oncologist Recommends Everyone Add by Age 40 - Eat This Not That

Live and Let Die

Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Materialists review: This 'captivating' romantic drama explores love and money with 'piercing honesty' - BBC

Goldfinger

From Russia With Love

Dr No

Palantir's stock price surges on AI news, gamma squeeze - TheStreet

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What is the most memorable thing that happened in your college days?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”She is very sexyful!”

A rocket scientist wrestles with backlash over her Blue Origin flight - The Washington Post

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Moonraker

Simone Biles ‘incinerated her legacy’ with trans athlete posts: Riley Gaines - New York Post

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

‘King of the Hill’ creators slammed for ‘pathetic’ Jonathan Joss tribute after his murder - New York Post

The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Ah so!”

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

Breakfast at Tiffany’s